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Move it, dorkus.
2
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Okay, I think you're next.
I'II take your ticket.
3
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Come right around this way.
Keep your back straight.
4
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Put your books down
on your Iap.
5
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Now, Look right up at the camera,
okay? Nice smiIe. Here we go.
6
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Let me focus right over here.
Okay. Get you in.
7
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That's good.
8
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Swing around this way
just a IittIe bit, Gina.
9
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-It's Jenna.
-Look over here, Gina.
10
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It's Jenna!
11
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Oh, God.
12
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Oh, no.
13
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I've had enough aIready.
14
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Hey, Jenna.
15
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Matt, please. No more pictures.
16
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Come on. It's your 1 3th birthday.
We gotta document it.
17
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-Hi, Tom-Tom.
-Hey, Jenna.
18
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Hi, Beaver.
How's everything at the dam?
19
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-So how'd yours come out, Rink?
-Not so good.
20
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Yeah, mine aren't so hot either.
21
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-Tom-Tom, yours are great!
-Yours are the best.
22
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God, you're so photogenic.
23
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I'll meet you out front.
24
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Do whatever you want. It's not
like she needs a pIay-by-pIay.
25
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-Freakazoid.
-See you.
26
00:03:02,557 --> 00:03:05,117
Jenna, couId I taIk to you
a tiny sec?
27
00:03:06,861 --> 00:03:10,228
I toId Chris Grandy me and the
Six Chicks were going to your party.
28
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-And he said he wanted to come with.
-ReaIIy?
29
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Yeah, it's too bad we can't make it,
because we really wanted to.
30
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-Didn't we, girIs?
-Totally.
31
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-So, so much.
-We're so sorry.
32
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Miss Measly's up our butts
with this group project...
33
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...and Chris is gonna help us out...
34
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...so I guess he can't come either.
35
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-I could write your report for you.
-Fabuloso.
36
00:03:43,631 --> 00:03:47,226
You know, I can't believe
you invited those clones.
37
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They're my friends.
38
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Six Chicks are not your friends, okay?
39
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Well, almost. And someday
I'm gonna be a Six Chick.
40
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There's six of them. That's the point.
There can't be a seventh Six Chick.
41
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It's just mathematically impossible.
42
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You're cooler than they are.
They're unoriginal.
43
00:04:03,551 --> 00:04:06,611
I don't wanna be original, Matty,
I wanna be cool.
44
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-Want some Razzles?
-Razzles are for kids.
45
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Exactly.
46
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-Arrivederci.
-Au revoir.
47
00:05:01,209 --> 00:05:02,801
-Hey, sweetie.
-Happy birthday!
48
00:05:02,977 --> 00:05:05,207
Tell us about your new
life as a teenager.
49
00:05:05,379 --> 00:05:07,779
What did you do?
Are you wearing a bra?
50
00:05:07,949 --> 00:05:11,817
-Go away!
-Oh, honey, what's wrong?
51
00:05:11,986 --> 00:05:14,511
Wayne. Self-image.
52
00:05:15,089 --> 00:05:18,490
-Jenna, it's going to be all right.
-It is not, Mom! Look at me!
53
00:05:18,659 --> 00:05:23,221
-This is not okay. This is fatal.
-It's not fatal, honey. It's realistic.
54
00:05:23,397 --> 00:05:24,728
I hate my life.
55
00:05:24,899 --> 00:05:27,231
You don't look like girls
in Poise magazine...
56
00:05:27,401 --> 00:05:30,268
...but you're beautiful
in your own way.
57
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I don't wanna be beautiful
in my own way.
58
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I wanna look like these people.
59
00:05:35,877 --> 00:05:38,471
Oh, those aren't people, honey.
Those are models.
60
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''Thirty, flirty and thriving. Why the
30s are the best years of your Iife.''
61
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I wanna be 30.
62
00:05:46,988 --> 00:05:48,580
Well, you will be, honey.
63
00:05:48,756 --> 00:05:51,919
But right now you're my
beautiful 13-year-oId.
64
00:06:23,791 --> 00:06:25,452
-Happy birthday!
-Oh, my God.
65
00:06:25,626 --> 00:06:29,653
This is just part one of your present.
I got something else to give you later.
66
00:06:29,964 --> 00:06:31,488
What is it?
67
00:06:32,166 --> 00:06:36,102
You know how you aIways
wanted a Barbie Dream House?
68
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WeII, I decided to make you
your own Jenna Dream House.
69
00:06:45,880 --> 00:06:50,317
-You made all this? Oh, Matty.
-Yeah.
70
00:06:51,619 --> 00:06:55,316
See, that's you in your bubble bath,
reading your favorite magazine.
71
00:06:55,489 --> 00:06:58,925
And there's your bedroom,
with a massive stereo...
72
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...and every record ever made.
73
00:07:01,529 --> 00:07:02,996
The good ones.
74
00:07:03,164 --> 00:07:08,602
And there's that bum Rick SpringfieId
loafing on the couch.
75
00:07:10,471 --> 00:07:14,100
And there I am, to make sure the
creep keeps his hands to himself.
76
00:07:15,142 --> 00:07:19,636
Oh, almost forgot. Wishing dust.
77
00:07:19,981 --> 00:07:24,475
It says, ''This wishing dust knows
what's in your heart of hearts.
78
00:07:24,652 --> 00:07:27,143
It'll make all your dreams
come true.''
79
00:07:48,709 --> 00:07:50,506
They're here.
80
00:07:50,678 --> 00:07:52,475
What do we do?
81
00:07:54,448 --> 00:07:57,110
Oh, my God. Matt, I'm just
gonna put this away, okay?
82
00:07:57,284 --> 00:07:59,218
So there's room to dance.
83
00:08:02,289 --> 00:08:04,223
Put some music on.
84
00:08:07,128 --> 00:08:10,791
Dad, you promised you were
gonna stay upstairs. Go!
85
00:08:14,602 --> 00:08:16,866
Hi, guys. The party's downstairs.
86
00:08:26,881 --> 00:08:28,712
Fabuloso.
87
00:09:13,360 --> 00:09:16,852
-What is this?
-I'm not sure. It's Matt's.
88
00:09:26,607 --> 00:09:29,098
Sorry, Beave-head. Majority ruIes.
89
00:09:30,578 --> 00:09:34,514
Narrow, man.
Narrow, hopeIess peopIe.
90
00:09:34,815 --> 00:09:37,283
-Freak.
-Robot.
91
00:09:42,156 --> 00:09:44,317
I'm gonna go next door
and get my Casio.
92
00:09:44,492 --> 00:09:47,825
Do whatever you want, Matt.
It's not Iike I need a pIay-by-pIay.
93
00:09:49,630 --> 00:09:51,723
See you, Ioser.
94
00:09:56,904 --> 00:09:59,429
Hey, I have an idea, girIs.
95
00:09:59,607 --> 00:10:01,939
Let's pIay
Seven Minutes in Heaven.
96
00:10:02,109 --> 00:10:04,577
You can go first,
because you're the birthday girI.
97
00:10:04,745 --> 00:10:06,440
How does that one go, again?
98
00:10:06,614 --> 00:10:10,414
WeII, you go in the cIoset, and some
Iucky guy's gonna go in there...
99
00:10:10,584 --> 00:10:15,021
...and do whatever he wants
with you for seven whoIe minutes.
100
00:10:16,323 --> 00:10:18,018
And guess who wants to go first.
101
00:10:18,192 --> 00:10:20,057
-Who?
-Chris Grandy.
102
00:10:20,227 --> 00:10:22,695
-No way.
-Way.
103
00:10:30,538 --> 00:10:33,166
Before I forget,
where's our project proposaI?
104
00:10:33,541 --> 00:10:35,509
-On the tabIe.
-Thanks.
105
00:10:35,676 --> 00:10:38,907
Remember, no peeking.
Keep that bIindfoId on.
106
00:10:39,914 --> 00:10:43,406
And just so you know,
Chris Ioves going for second base.
107
00:10:55,563 --> 00:10:58,828
Let's go. I think I can get
my brother to buy us some beer.
108
00:11:06,540 --> 00:11:09,475
-I got the cheez doodIes.
-Wait, give me that drink.
109
00:11:09,643 --> 00:11:12,237
Thank you. Leave it, George.
Come on.
110
00:11:15,216 --> 00:11:20,153
-What's going on?
-Jenna's waiting for you in the cIoset.
111
00:11:40,741 --> 00:11:42,641
I thought you weren't gonna come.
112
00:11:51,385 --> 00:11:53,353
Where are you?
113
00:11:59,159 --> 00:12:00,524
Oh, Chris.
114
00:12:01,595 --> 00:12:04,689
-It's not Chris, it's Matt.
-What are you doing here?
115
00:12:05,799 --> 00:12:08,768
-Where's Chris?
-He's gone. Everybody Ieft.
116
00:12:12,072 --> 00:12:13,767
-What'd you do?
-Nothing!
117
00:12:13,941 --> 00:12:16,136
-Yes, you did!
-I just went to get my Casio!
118
00:12:16,844 --> 00:12:18,971
-Get out!
-Wait! Jenna, Iet me taIk to you!
119
00:12:19,146 --> 00:12:21,546
-Get out! No!
-Jenna, pIease, just come out!
120
00:12:21,715 --> 00:12:24,377
I hate you! I hate me!
I hate everybody!
121
00:12:24,685 --> 00:12:27,552
-Jenna, what are you taIking about?
-I wanna be 30!
122
00:12:27,721 --> 00:12:30,986
Just Iet me pIay you this song, okay?
It'II make you feeI better.
123
00:12:31,158 --> 00:12:31,292
I wanna be 30.
Thirty and fIirty and thriving.
124
00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:36,286
I wanna be 30.
Thirty and fIirty and thriving.
125
00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:40,495
Thirty and fIirty and thriving.
126
00:12:40,668 --> 00:12:45,662
Thirty and fIirty and thriving.
Thirty and fIirty and thriving.
127
00:12:45,839 --> 00:12:50,708
Thirty and fIirty and thriving.
Thirty and fIirty and thriving.
128
00:12:50,878 --> 00:12:54,314
Thirty and fIirty and thriving.
129
00:13:47,668 --> 00:13:49,192
Mom?
130
00:13:57,244 --> 00:13:58,836
Mom?
131
00:14:02,616 --> 00:14:04,311
Dad?
132
00:14:50,664 --> 00:14:52,495
What is happening?
133
00:14:53,467 --> 00:14:58,268
Oh, what is happening?
What is going on?
134
00:15:13,020 --> 00:15:16,148
''Jenna Rink.''
135
00:15:16,323 --> 00:15:20,919
''Jenna Rink.
Jenna Rink, Jenna Rink.''
136
00:15:21,094 --> 00:15:22,891
I Iive here.
137
00:15:28,869 --> 00:15:30,837
-Hi. Sorry we missed your call.
-Dad?
138
00:15:31,004 --> 00:15:33,666
Well, not that sorry,
because we're in the Caribbean.
139
00:15:33,841 --> 00:15:38,437
So we'll be back on the 1 8th,
so call us then. Have a good day.
140
00:15:38,612 --> 00:15:41,775
You went on a cruise without me?
141
00:15:43,884 --> 00:15:48,651
Oh, this is a dream.
This is a reaIIy weird dream.
142
00:16:08,475 --> 00:16:12,673
-Hey, sweet bottom!
-Oh, my God.
143
00:16:20,087 --> 00:16:24,217
I know you're there! And my parents
are totaIIy gonna be home any minute!
144
00:16:26,059 --> 00:16:27,822
Hey, where's the conditioner?
145
00:16:28,395 --> 00:16:31,364
-You're naked!
-WeII, not yet.
146
00:16:34,835 --> 00:16:37,133
You couId join me if you want.
147
00:16:39,273 --> 00:16:41,036
Sweet bottom!
148
00:16:47,681 --> 00:16:49,273
Can you hear that music?
149
00:16:49,449 --> 00:16:52,043
Jenna? Can you hurry up
a IittIe bit, pIease?
150
00:16:52,219 --> 00:16:54,847
He made a commitment.
Jenna? Can you come over here?
151
00:16:55,022 --> 00:16:57,855
I don't care if you have to
grab him by his testicIes...
152
00:16:58,025 --> 00:17:00,186
...I want him in New York
in 1 2 hours.
153
00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:02,658
He needs to be at the party.
HoId on a second.
154
00:17:02,863 --> 00:17:05,661
-Get in the car.
-I don't get in the car with strangers.
155
00:17:05,832 --> 00:17:07,823
Get in the car.
We're gonna be Iate.
156
00:17:08,001 --> 00:17:10,162
-I don't know you.
-Just get in the car.
157
00:17:10,337 --> 00:17:12,828
-Not with strangers!
-You're being paranoid.
158
00:17:13,006 --> 00:17:16,100
Sweet bottom! Don't make me
come down there and grab you.
159
00:17:16,276 --> 00:17:19,939
Lucy Wyman. He has my number.
CouId you pIease get in the car?
160
00:17:20,113 --> 00:17:21,740
-Jenna!
-We are gonna be Iate.
161
00:17:21,915 --> 00:17:26,443
Look, he made a commitment. He has
my number. My name is Lucy Wyman.
162
00:17:26,620 --> 00:17:27,848
Just go away!
163
00:17:31,692 --> 00:17:35,287
Honey, I know I'm your best friend,
but the sIip dress is a IittIe '9 7.
164
00:17:35,462 --> 00:17:38,920
-UnIess it's retro.
-Are you reaIIy my best friend?
165
00:17:39,499 --> 00:17:42,332
-You're pregnant.
-Oh, no! Oh, my God, no!
166
00:17:42,502 --> 00:17:45,528
Thank God. You scared me.
What did you do Iast night?
167
00:17:45,706 --> 00:17:48,971
See, that's the thing. Something
reaIIy strange is happening.
168
00:17:49,142 --> 00:17:51,838
I sIept in an apartment
I've never seen before...
169
00:17:52,012 --> 00:17:55,345
...and there was a naked man
in my shower and I saw his thingy.
170
00:17:55,515 --> 00:17:57,142
Oh, God. Not his thingy.
171
00:17:57,317 --> 00:18:00,309
Driver, couId you pIease puII over,
since we're here?
172
00:18:00,487 --> 00:18:03,012
-Stop!
-Wait. I don't wanna get out of the--
173
00:18:03,190 --> 00:18:06,216
I don't think you're Iistening.
Wait, hang on.
174
00:18:07,294 --> 00:18:10,457
Wait, Iisten to me. I'm 1 3.
175
00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:13,600
If you're gonna start Iying about
your age, I'd go with 2 7.
176
00:18:13,767 --> 00:18:17,294
Wait! I know it sounds strange,
but some weird dream is-- Like that!
177
00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:19,496
Do you hear it? Did you hear that?
178
00:18:19,673 --> 00:18:23,837
WouId you stop being ridicuIous?
It's probabIy just Richard.
179
00:18:25,412 --> 00:18:28,006
-Who's Richard?
-You drink too much.
180
00:18:28,181 --> 00:18:30,081
Richard, your boss.
181
00:18:30,250 --> 00:18:33,913
Brown, curIy hair. British. Richard.
182
00:18:34,087 --> 00:18:35,748
-HeIIo?
-Hey, sweet bottom.
183
00:18:35,922 --> 00:18:40,325
You. You. Put on your pants
and stop caIIing me ''sweet bottom.''
184
00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:42,553
-Look, baby--
-And get out of my house!
185
00:18:42,729 --> 00:18:44,219
Who is that?
186
00:18:44,398 --> 00:18:47,458
I don't know his name.
I don't know what's happening.
187
00:18:47,634 --> 00:18:50,501
Okay, Jenna. Jenna.
Just caIm down, okay?
188
00:18:51,405 --> 00:18:55,239
We have a meeting in 1 0 minutes.
I'II teII you what to do. Repeat after me:
189
00:18:55,409 --> 00:18:58,936
I am Jenna Rink,
bigtime magazine editor.
190
00:18:59,112 --> 00:19:01,580
-I am?
-Repeat it.
191
00:19:01,915 --> 00:19:05,715
I am Jenna Rink,
bigtime magazine editor.
192
00:19:05,886 --> 00:19:07,114
I'm a tough bitch.
193
00:19:10,724 --> 00:19:14,854
-Say it.
-I am a tough bitch.
194
00:19:15,028 --> 00:19:18,361
I'm gonna waIk into that office,
I won't Iet anyone know I'm hung-over.
195
00:19:18,532 --> 00:19:21,023
But that's not the point.
I'm not hung-over--
196
00:19:22,035 --> 00:19:24,731
I'm gonna waIk into that office
and not Iet anyone know I'm hung-over.
197
00:19:24,905 --> 00:19:29,308
Because the future of Poise
depends on me.
198
00:19:30,343 --> 00:19:31,970
Poise?
199
00:19:33,647 --> 00:19:34,875
Oh, jeez.
200
00:19:40,420 --> 00:19:41,944
Poise magazine. Thank you.
201
00:19:42,222 --> 00:19:44,087
Good morning, Miss Rink,
Miss Wyman.
202
00:19:44,257 --> 00:19:47,283
-Good morning. What's her name?
-Who cares?
203
00:19:47,794 --> 00:19:50,285
Jenna. PIease don't yeII at me,
it's not my fauIt.
204
00:19:50,464 --> 00:19:52,659
They need a decision right now.
205
00:19:52,833 --> 00:19:54,960
-Just pick one.
-That one.
206
00:19:55,135 --> 00:19:56,693
Love. Knew it. Genius.
207
00:19:56,870 --> 00:19:59,464
Eminem's on the phone.
He wants a decision now.
208
00:20:00,340 --> 00:20:01,830
PIain.
209
00:20:03,310 --> 00:20:05,835
Peanut. PIain.
210
00:20:06,012 --> 00:20:10,346
There's the dynamic duo! I trust my
executive editors are Iate again...
211
00:20:10,517 --> 00:20:13,077
...because they were out
promoting us at parties.
212
00:20:13,253 --> 00:20:15,949
-You got it, Richard.
-Richard. You're my boss.
213
00:20:16,123 --> 00:20:18,557
That's right, baby.
Who's your daddy?
214
00:20:18,725 --> 00:20:19,953
Wayne Rink.
215
00:20:20,727 --> 00:20:22,319
Morning.
216
00:20:25,966 --> 00:20:28,332
Two words: summer, Saint Barts.
217
00:20:28,502 --> 00:20:31,198
Oh, you're not gonna go
to Fire IsIand this summer?
218
00:20:31,371 --> 00:20:34,101
-Are you insinuating I'm gay?
-It's a joke.
219
00:20:42,849 --> 00:20:46,182
Is there anything eIse you
need from me, Miss Rink?
220
00:20:48,989 --> 00:20:51,048
You mean Iike a favor?
221
00:20:52,292 --> 00:20:53,850
Sure. Like a favor.
222
00:20:54,027 --> 00:20:56,495
-I need to find this guy in New Jersey.
-Okay.
223
00:20:56,663 --> 00:20:58,028
I have his number.
224
00:21:02,068 --> 00:21:05,401
-ArIene, wiII you Ieave us, pIease?
-Sorry.
225
00:21:14,981 --> 00:21:16,972
Jenna's a IittIe hung-over today.
226
00:21:18,752 --> 00:21:20,720
Rough.
227
00:21:20,887 --> 00:21:23,219
Okay, chiIdren.
228
00:21:36,069 --> 00:21:39,971
I wonder which one
HoIIy Housewife is going to go for.
229
00:21:40,140 --> 00:21:43,075
The 1 0th or the 1 1 th secret?
230
00:21:53,086 --> 00:21:56,419
Seven months in a row now
they scoop us.
231
00:21:56,590 --> 00:22:01,050
I mean, it's Iike they've got
Sparkle-cams hidden in aII our waIIs.
232
00:22:01,228 --> 00:22:04,254
Richard, we're instaIIing passwords.
233
00:22:04,431 --> 00:22:06,626
We're buiIding firewaIIs
on aII the computers.
234
00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:09,064
-Jenna fired CharIotte yesterday.
-Did you?
235
00:22:11,071 --> 00:22:13,801
I guarantee she has friends
at Sparkle. She aIways took notes.
236
00:22:13,974 --> 00:22:16,465
-She was a secretary.
-Yeah, whatever.
237
00:22:18,311 --> 00:22:21,906
Our party tonight is now huge.
238
00:22:22,082 --> 00:22:24,209
We need to make
an unequivocaI statement...
239
00:22:24,384 --> 00:22:26,579
...that Poise is stiII hot
and happening.
240
00:22:26,753 --> 00:22:30,052
Now, we need a newsstand
circ anaIysis done immediateIy.
241
00:22:30,223 --> 00:22:34,023
I aIso strongIy suggest we take apart
our F.O.B., overhauI the B.O.B...
242
00:22:34,194 --> 00:22:37,391
...think about new heads, decks
and sIugs. Jenna, what do you think?
243
00:22:39,366 --> 00:22:40,833
Can I go to the bathroom?
244
00:23:10,430 --> 00:23:12,796
It's the naked guy.
245
00:23:21,875 --> 00:23:26,710
''Jenna, girI, margaritas anytime.
Love you, Madonna.''
246
00:23:27,580 --> 00:23:30,242
I'm friends with Madonna?
247
00:23:38,291 --> 00:23:39,815
Here are your messages.
248
00:23:39,993 --> 00:23:42,154
And your mother caIIed
from Barbados.
249
00:23:42,329 --> 00:23:44,661
My mom caIIed?
I wish you'd toId me.
250
00:23:44,831 --> 00:23:47,026
Oh, I'm sorry, Miss Rink.
251
00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:50,226
I thought you said never
to bother you with famiIy caIIs.
252
00:23:50,670 --> 00:23:53,696
-I did? I said that?
-PIease don't fire me.
253
00:23:53,873 --> 00:23:57,138
No, no, I won't. It's not your fauIt.
I forgot that I said that.
254
00:23:57,310 --> 00:23:59,301
Next time my mom caIIs,
Iet me know.
255
00:23:59,479 --> 00:24:00,946
Yes, ma'am.
256
00:24:01,114 --> 00:24:04,914
Oh, I have that information
that you asked for.
257
00:24:05,318 --> 00:24:07,047
Matt!
258
00:24:07,887 --> 00:24:10,185
The phone number
you gave me was his parents'.
259
00:24:10,357 --> 00:24:13,815
I toId them that I worked for Visa
and he's in a Iot of troubIe.
260
00:24:13,994 --> 00:24:16,360
You Iied to the FIamhaffs!
261
00:24:16,529 --> 00:24:21,262
He's in the ViIIage.
2 1 2 Bank Street, apartment 2B.
262
00:24:21,801 --> 00:24:24,793
-Which viIIage?
-The-- Greenwich ViIIage.
263
00:24:24,971 --> 00:24:27,565
Oh, right. CooI.
264
00:24:29,342 --> 00:24:31,572
Wait! ShouId I canceI
your 2:30 meeting?
265
00:24:36,082 --> 00:24:37,515
Sorry.
266
00:24:39,452 --> 00:24:41,283
Excuse me?
267
00:24:42,155 --> 00:24:43,713
Sir?
268
00:24:46,926 --> 00:24:48,154
HeIIo?
269
00:25:14,988 --> 00:25:16,888
Yeah, yeah. Hello. Yeah.
270
00:25:17,057 --> 00:25:19,252
Hi, this is Jenna
and I'm Iooking for Matt.
271
00:25:19,526 --> 00:25:22,723
I don't know if you're him,
but if you Iived on Spruce Street...
272
00:25:22,896 --> 00:25:26,559
...and if your favorite shirt is a gray
veIour one, I need to speak to you.
273
00:25:26,733 --> 00:25:30,726
Hello? Hello? Hello? You know what?
I got none of that.
274
00:25:30,904 --> 00:25:35,341
If you're here from Ming Gardens,
ring twice. If not, I really don't want it.
275
00:25:43,616 --> 00:25:46,050
You're not Chinese.
276
00:25:46,319 --> 00:25:48,787
-Matt?
-Yeah.
277
00:25:50,690 --> 00:25:54,251
You're taII. You're different.
278
00:25:55,095 --> 00:25:58,292
-Yeah.
-You don't know me?
279
00:25:58,465 --> 00:26:00,797
That's weird, because
yesterday you were there.
280
00:26:00,967 --> 00:26:03,333
No, it wasn't yesterday,
because I'm not 1 3.
281
00:26:03,503 --> 00:26:05,630
-Jenna.
-Yes!
282
00:26:05,805 --> 00:26:08,603
-Jenna Rink.
-Yes! Matt, it's me!
283
00:26:16,082 --> 00:26:18,915
-Hey.
-Oh, Matty!
284
00:26:19,085 --> 00:26:20,916
Come on in.
285
00:26:26,559 --> 00:26:27,890
You stiII take pictures?
286
00:26:28,061 --> 00:26:31,895
Yeah. You know, it pays the biIIs.
287
00:26:32,065 --> 00:26:34,226
Hey, Jenna, what are--?
Why are you here?
288
00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:38,097
Matty, I toId you. Something
reaIIy weird is happening.
289
00:26:38,271 --> 00:26:41,434
Yesterday was my 1 3th birthday
and then....
290
00:26:41,608 --> 00:26:44,202
And then today I woke up
and I'm this.
291
00:26:44,377 --> 00:26:47,244
And you-- I mean, you're that.
You get it?
292
00:26:47,413 --> 00:26:52,146
Are you high? You been smoking pot?
Doing X? FaIIing into a K-hoIe?
293
00:26:52,318 --> 00:26:57,119
-Are you doing drugs?
-No. No. Look...
294
00:26:57,290 --> 00:27:01,659
...I was sitting in my cIoset
and I skipped everything.
295
00:27:01,828 --> 00:27:04,956
I mean, it's Iike a weird dream.
I can't remember my Iife.
296
00:27:05,131 --> 00:27:07,065
You need to heIp me
remember my Iife.
297
00:27:07,233 --> 00:27:09,463
-Me? I can't do that.
-Why not?
298
00:27:10,870 --> 00:27:13,236
I don't know anything
about you, aII right?
299
00:27:13,406 --> 00:27:16,239
I haven't seen you since high schooI.
300
00:27:17,010 --> 00:27:20,969
-What?
-We're not friends anymore, Jenna.
301
00:27:21,414 --> 00:27:24,850
-Matty, you're my best friend.
-No.
302
00:27:27,287 --> 00:27:29,778
Okay. It's cooI.
303
00:27:30,790 --> 00:27:32,724
-It's cooI.
-Is it warm in here?
304
00:27:32,892 --> 00:27:36,623
It's-- Maybe I shouId open
a window.
305
00:27:36,796 --> 00:27:39,959
I need fresh air and a gIass
of water and a fIuffy piIIow.
306
00:27:40,133 --> 00:27:43,296
Have a seat. I'II get you some--
You want a gIass of water?
307
00:27:43,469 --> 00:27:46,063
-You want ice in that?
-I want a fIuffy piIIow!
308
00:27:46,239 --> 00:27:49,299
A fIuffy piIIow, coming right up.
Sorry.
309
00:27:52,178 --> 00:27:53,770
You aII right?
310
00:27:56,082 --> 00:28:00,917
Jenna, I think you shouId go back to
your apartment. I'II heIp you find it.
311
00:28:03,056 --> 00:28:06,856
We went separate ways. We went
to different coIIeges, different careers.
312
00:28:07,026 --> 00:28:10,120
WeII, what about Christmas?
Didn't you wanna see me then?
313
00:28:11,564 --> 00:28:14,727
I think I saw you through a frosted
window once, six years ago.
314
00:28:14,901 --> 00:28:17,096
-Six years ago?
-Yeah.
315
00:28:17,270 --> 00:28:19,363
Wasn't I home Iast Christmas?
316
00:28:19,539 --> 00:28:22,770
I don't know. Doesn't your crowd
do Saint Barts for Christmas?
317
00:28:22,942 --> 00:28:24,739
I don't know.
318
00:28:25,044 --> 00:28:27,137
Is this you?
319
00:28:27,313 --> 00:28:31,306
Yeah. This is where I Iive now.
320
00:28:37,724 --> 00:28:40,659
Okay, so nice seeing you.
321
00:28:43,229 --> 00:28:44,787
Good Iuck.
322
00:28:46,332 --> 00:28:49,062
-Okay?
-Okay.
323
00:28:49,235 --> 00:28:52,170
-Bye.
-Bye.
324
00:28:56,109 --> 00:28:57,576
Matt.
325
00:28:59,045 --> 00:29:01,070
Who is Saint Bart?
326
00:29:07,987 --> 00:29:12,287
The most depressing years of my Iife.
Our high schooI yearbook.
327
00:29:12,458 --> 00:29:13,891
Matt, was I a Six Chick?
328
00:29:14,060 --> 00:29:16,756
Yeah, you were pretty
much their Ieader.
329
00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:23,125
There's Tom-Tom. I wonder
what happened to her.
330
00:29:23,303 --> 00:29:27,137
Last I heard, you were stiII good
friends. I think you even work together.
331
00:29:27,307 --> 00:29:30,140
Lucy. Oh, my God, yes.
332
00:29:30,310 --> 00:29:34,406
She's Lucy Wyman now.
She Iooks so different.
333
00:29:34,580 --> 00:29:38,744
Yeah, she's pretty big into the
whoIe pIastic surgery movement.
334
00:29:38,918 --> 00:29:41,614
-I was the prom queen.
-Yep.
335
00:29:41,788 --> 00:29:45,417
-And I went with Chris Grandy.
-Yep.
336
00:29:45,591 --> 00:29:49,789
Oh, this is incredibIe. I can't beIieve it.
I got everything I ever wanted.
337
00:29:50,229 --> 00:29:53,858
Yeah, Jenna, you got it aII.
CongratuIations.
338
00:29:56,436 --> 00:29:58,131
It's your phone.
339
00:30:05,745 --> 00:30:08,043
-HeIIo?
-Hi, Gramercy calling to confirm...
340
00:30:08,214 --> 00:30:10,546
...your limousine pickup
for 8:30 this evening.
341
00:30:10,717 --> 00:30:14,346
My-- Yes, my Iimousine for 8:30.
342
00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:16,988
I wiII be prepared to take
my ride at that time.
343
00:30:17,156 --> 00:30:19,283
Oh, can you teII me where
I'm going?
344
00:30:19,459 --> 00:30:23,725
-The Palace, 2 7 Wall Street.
-Thank you.
345
00:30:23,896 --> 00:30:27,388
I'm going to a party in a Iimo!
346
00:30:28,835 --> 00:30:32,601
Great. Looks Iike you're back to your
oId seIf. I shouId probabIy go.
347
00:30:32,772 --> 00:30:36,173
-You don't wanna go to the party?
-No, I gotta work. Thanks.
348
00:30:36,342 --> 00:30:38,708
Shoot, I forgot you have a job.
349
00:30:38,878 --> 00:30:41,813
-It's kind of cooI we both have jobs.
-TotaIIy.
350
00:30:42,048 --> 00:30:46,451
WeII, if you decide you want to come,
it's gonna be fun. 2 7 WaII Street.
351
00:30:46,619 --> 00:30:49,952
Okay, great. Thanks, Jenna.
Bye-bye.
352
00:30:50,656 --> 00:30:52,248
Matt.
353
00:30:53,359 --> 00:30:57,227
-Yeah.
-What if this isn't just a dream?
354
00:30:57,930 --> 00:31:01,093
What if what I wished for
actuaIIy happened?
355
00:31:01,968 --> 00:31:05,904
Then you got everything you ever
wanted. You might as weII enjoy it.
356
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:09,174
AII right, Jenna.
357
00:31:14,247 --> 00:31:16,738
-Matty.
-Yeah.
358
00:31:17,550 --> 00:31:20,576
-Arrivederci.
-I'II see you.
359
00:31:20,753 --> 00:31:23,278
-Matt.
-Yeah.
360
00:31:24,724 --> 00:31:25,986
Au revoir.
361
00:33:00,152 --> 00:33:03,883
-I'm Jenna, by the way.
-Yeah, I know. I'm Becky.
362
00:33:04,056 --> 00:33:06,081
How oId are you, anyway?
363
00:33:06,259 --> 00:33:08,921
-Thirteen.
-Me too.
364
00:33:09,262 --> 00:33:11,355
Used to be.
365
00:33:14,433 --> 00:33:16,264
Why are you taIking to me?
366
00:33:16,769 --> 00:33:20,762
-Why not? We are neighbors, right?
-But you usuaIIy ignore me.
367
00:33:23,576 --> 00:33:27,137
-I Iike your shoes.
-Thanks.
368
00:33:27,313 --> 00:33:28,575
I Iike your dress.
369
00:33:28,748 --> 00:33:32,240
It's because I've got these
incredibIe boobs to fiII it out.
370
00:33:34,654 --> 00:33:36,178
-I Iike your bag.
-Thanks.
371
00:33:36,355 --> 00:33:39,222
You shouId come by sometime.
I've got a ziIIion of them.
372
00:33:39,392 --> 00:33:42,418
-ReaIIy?
-Yeah, it'd be totaIIy cooI.
373
00:33:42,595 --> 00:33:44,790
Hey, Becky?
374
00:33:44,964 --> 00:33:48,263
-Can I ask you something?
-Yeah, sure.
375
00:33:48,434 --> 00:33:51,767
Can you teII I'm wearing underwear?
Because I totaIIy am.
376
00:33:51,938 --> 00:33:55,465
I think that's kind of the point.
377
00:34:19,432 --> 00:34:22,299
Try it. It's soft-sheII crab.
378
00:34:35,314 --> 00:34:36,872
Thanks.
379
00:34:50,062 --> 00:34:51,359
Hi, Tom-Tom.
380
00:34:51,530 --> 00:34:54,624
Oh, God, no one's caIIed me that
since I had my nose job.
381
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:57,735
-You had a nose job?
-Yeah, and yours is better.
382
00:34:57,903 --> 00:35:00,167
Anything to drink, Iadies?
383
00:35:00,339 --> 00:35:04,241
-An appIe martini.
-Can I have a Iemonade, pIease?
384
00:35:04,410 --> 00:35:08,506
Oh, wait. Make it
a piña coIada, not virgin.
385
00:35:08,681 --> 00:35:10,876
Do you wanna see my ID?
TotaIIy have it.
386
00:35:11,050 --> 00:35:12,813
There you two are.
387
00:35:12,985 --> 00:35:15,852
Lucy, very nice.
388
00:35:16,022 --> 00:35:18,047
Sort of a dangerous mermaid Iook.
389
00:35:18,224 --> 00:35:21,250
And you.... Barbie meets Britney.
390
00:35:21,427 --> 00:35:23,588
You Iook just
''scrum-didIee-umpcious''!
391
00:35:23,763 --> 00:35:25,663
I know. I mean, thank you.
392
00:35:25,831 --> 00:35:28,891
Everybody Wang Chung tonight,
right?
393
00:35:31,537 --> 00:35:33,505
Here you go.
394
00:35:37,176 --> 00:35:39,303
Thank you.
395
00:35:40,346 --> 00:35:43,076
-I'm sorry, it's Iate.
-We're keeping you up, are we?
396
00:35:43,249 --> 00:35:45,717
It's onIy 1 1 :00. Stay a whiIe.
397
00:35:53,159 --> 00:35:56,322
It's 1 1 :00 on a schooI night
and I'm at a party. It's so cooI.
398
00:35:56,495 --> 00:36:00,090
It's 1 1 :00 and peopIe are Ieaving.
This is a disaster.
399
00:36:00,266 --> 00:36:01,733
It is?
400
00:36:01,901 --> 00:36:04,734
Speaking of disasters,
what is she doing here?
401
00:36:04,904 --> 00:36:07,304
-Who?
-Sparkle's editor in chief, Trish Sackett.
402
00:36:07,473 --> 00:36:09,998
TweIve o'cIock and headed our way.
403
00:36:11,177 --> 00:36:15,580
Hi, girIs. Our J. Lo issue is seIIing
Iike hotcakes. How's yours doing?
404
00:36:15,748 --> 00:36:19,844
My God, are things so bad you had
to come to our party to eat free food?
405
00:36:20,019 --> 00:36:22,044
Put some crab
in your purse for Iater.
406
00:36:22,221 --> 00:36:25,884
You might want to keep some
of that biting wit for your magazine.
407
00:36:26,058 --> 00:36:29,221
Or you couId change the name
to something more appropriate...
408
00:36:29,395 --> 00:36:33,729
...Iike Poison or Pitiful.
Whatever's more pathetic.
409
00:36:33,899 --> 00:36:35,389
You know what?
410
00:36:35,568 --> 00:36:40,767
You are rude and mean and sIoppy
and frizzy. I don't Iike you at aII.
411
00:36:41,140 --> 00:36:43,631
WeII, fortunateIy,
I don't care about being Iiked.
412
00:36:43,809 --> 00:36:46,175
-I care about winning.
-This is deIicious.
413
00:36:48,881 --> 00:36:50,712
Ladies.
414
00:36:57,123 --> 00:36:59,182
Do I smeII?
415
00:36:59,358 --> 00:37:01,326
Do I have bad breath?
416
00:37:01,494 --> 00:37:06,295
-Am I maIodorous in any way?
-No.
417
00:37:06,732 --> 00:37:10,259
PeopIe seem to be running for the exit
Iike someone set off a stink bomb.
418
00:37:10,436 --> 00:37:11,664
I don't smeII anything.
419
00:37:11,837 --> 00:37:14,032
I think he means
the party is a stinker.
420
00:37:14,206 --> 00:37:18,666
A dud. A fIop. A zero
on a scaIe of one to 1 0.
421
00:37:19,845 --> 00:37:21,870
Maybe if somebody
pIayed something eIse.
422
00:37:22,047 --> 00:37:24,515
-Something with a meIody.
-PIay whatever you want.
423
00:37:24,683 --> 00:37:29,177
AII I know is if those peopIe don't
start dancing reaIIy, reaIIy soon....
424
00:37:30,289 --> 00:37:33,087
Here's to earIy retirement.
425
00:38:49,301 --> 00:38:51,201
Matty! Matty, come here.
426
00:38:52,104 --> 00:38:56,473
-Hey.
-Matty, come here.
427
00:38:56,642 --> 00:38:58,701
''ThriIIer.'' Matty.
428
00:38:58,878 --> 00:39:01,813
Me? No, no, no, no.
Take that thing away.
429
00:39:02,248 --> 00:39:04,944
-''ThriIIer.'' Come on.
-No way.
430
00:39:05,117 --> 00:39:07,051
Come on, man! Go!
431
00:39:07,820 --> 00:39:09,219
Jenna, no way.
432
00:39:09,388 --> 00:39:11,151
Come on, Iet's go.
433
00:39:11,323 --> 00:39:12,984
I don't remember those moves.
434
00:39:13,158 --> 00:39:16,787
I haven't done this in 1 5 years.
What are you, crazy?
435
00:39:23,702 --> 00:39:25,499
Tear it up, dude!
436
00:39:32,611 --> 00:39:34,909
-Come on, Matty.
-AII right, aII right.
437
00:39:38,384 --> 00:39:40,750
Okay, here we go.
438
00:39:57,269 --> 00:39:59,328
Go, ArIene!
439
00:40:04,410 --> 00:40:06,640
Come on, Iet's go!
Let's go, Jenna!
440
00:40:31,203 --> 00:40:33,364
Go, Richard!
441
00:40:52,491 --> 00:40:55,756
-Jenna. I'm sorry, I gotta go.
-What do you--?
442
00:40:55,928 --> 00:40:58,488
-I'm sorry.
-Wait. Don't.
443
00:40:58,998 --> 00:41:00,863
Matt.
444
00:41:01,266 --> 00:41:04,599
Groove on, baby!
445
00:41:09,742 --> 00:41:12,267
I adore you!
446
00:41:35,267 --> 00:41:39,567
-Miss, wait! Miss, wait!
-Your credit card. Your credit card!
447
00:42:20,245 --> 00:42:22,713
-Thank you.
-To being 30.
448
00:42:22,881 --> 00:42:25,782
-I've decided it's gonna be awesome.
-Of course it is.
449
00:42:25,951 --> 00:42:29,352
You're thin, you're hot, you can
get any guy you want, ''biatch.''
450
00:42:29,521 --> 00:42:33,355
Not to mention, biatch, the hottest
magazine editor in the worId.
451
00:42:33,525 --> 00:42:35,186
Second hottest.
452
00:42:35,828 --> 00:42:37,455
-Tied for first?
-DeaI.
453
00:42:38,730 --> 00:42:41,062
And speaking of hot....
454
00:42:41,233 --> 00:42:45,294
Mr. Hotty behind you is totaIIy
scamming on you right now.
455
00:42:54,980 --> 00:42:58,677
He is not. He's totaIIy cute.
456
00:42:58,851 --> 00:43:01,615
-ShouId I go taIk to him?
-You're not married.
457
00:43:05,757 --> 00:43:07,349
Good.
458
00:43:17,069 --> 00:43:18,627
Hi.
459
00:43:20,672 --> 00:43:22,970
CouId I borrow your ketchup?
460
00:43:23,142 --> 00:43:24,803
Sure.
461
00:43:27,513 --> 00:43:29,981
I actuaIIy came over here...
462
00:43:30,149 --> 00:43:32,379
...because I think you're reaIIy cute.
463
00:43:34,052 --> 00:43:38,148
-So do you wanna go out sometime?
-Yeah. Can you drive?
464
00:43:38,323 --> 00:43:42,282
Time to go. What, do you wanna
go to jaiI? I meant that guy.
465
00:43:42,461 --> 00:43:44,224
The man? Oh, gross.
466
00:43:44,930 --> 00:43:48,161
No more daiquiris for you tonight.
467
00:43:48,333 --> 00:43:51,166
You can never find a taxi
in this neighborhood.
468
00:43:51,336 --> 00:43:53,998
Oh, my God. It's the naked man.
469
00:43:54,173 --> 00:43:56,641
-Hey, beautifuI.
-He thinks I'm beautifuI?
470
00:43:56,808 --> 00:44:01,211
-WeII, he shouId. He's your boyfriend.
-My boyfriend?
471
00:44:02,981 --> 00:44:05,643
Why is that Iady asking
for my boyfriend's autograph?
472
00:44:05,817 --> 00:44:07,079
Thank you so much.
473
00:44:07,252 --> 00:44:09,277
He may not be
the best New York Ranger...
474
00:44:09,454 --> 00:44:11,581
...but he's the Ranger
with the best ass.
475
00:44:13,492 --> 00:44:14,754
Jenna?
476
00:44:15,394 --> 00:44:17,760
-Oh, my God. Matt. Hi!
-Hey.
477
00:44:18,597 --> 00:44:20,622
How are you?
478
00:44:21,233 --> 00:44:23,963
I'm sorry about the other night.
479
00:44:24,136 --> 00:44:27,594
-Beaver, is that you?
-Hey, Tom-Tom. How are you?
480
00:44:27,773 --> 00:44:29,900
You Iost aII your baby fat.
481
00:44:30,075 --> 00:44:33,875
-How does the Beave stay warm?
-Yeah, it's good to see you again too.
482
00:44:34,046 --> 00:44:36,742
I aImost didn't recognize you.
Did you get a nose job?
483
00:44:36,915 --> 00:44:39,315
I can't beIieve you're here.
What're you doing?
484
00:44:39,484 --> 00:44:43,818
I'm-- I'm actuaIIy-- I'm doing
some shopping with my....
485
00:44:43,989 --> 00:44:46,219
Jenna, this is Wendy, my fiancée.
486
00:44:48,527 --> 00:44:50,222
-I'm Jenna.
-Matt toId me about...
487
00:44:50,395 --> 00:44:54,058
...his bIast from the past.
It was reaIIy sweet of you to stop by.
488
00:44:54,233 --> 00:44:57,430
Matty's the sweet one. I don't know
what I'd have done without him.
489
00:44:57,603 --> 00:45:00,401
-I'm sure you'II be fine.
-Are you a photographer too?
490
00:45:00,572 --> 00:45:03,370
I see you guys have spent
so much time taIking about me.
491
00:45:03,542 --> 00:45:05,908
-Wendy's an anchorwoman.
-Anchorperson.
492
00:45:06,078 --> 00:45:08,876
I do the weather for WWEN
in Chicago.
493
00:45:09,047 --> 00:45:12,915
Matt and I were just taIking about him
finaIIy joining me in the Windy City.
494
00:45:14,486 --> 00:45:17,751
-You're moving to Chicago?
-We were just discu--
495
00:45:17,923 --> 00:45:20,255
We haven't reaIIy--
Is that AIex CarIson?
496
00:45:20,425 --> 00:45:23,258
Jenna, sorry. Sorry I'm Iate.
497
00:45:23,428 --> 00:45:24,759
WeII, hi.
498
00:45:25,697 --> 00:45:27,426
-Hey. Who are you foIks?
-Hey.
499
00:45:27,599 --> 00:45:31,091
I'm sorry. This is my good friend Matt
and this is his friend, Wendy.
500
00:45:31,270 --> 00:45:37,368
-Fiancée.
-Right. So weird. And this is....
501
00:45:38,410 --> 00:45:41,937
You're AIex CarIson. Nice to meet you.
You're a great hockey pIayer.
502
00:45:42,114 --> 00:45:43,604
-I'm a big fan.
-Thank you.
503
00:45:43,782 --> 00:45:48,276
You want me to sign your shirt or
your forehead? Now, I don't do butts.
504
00:45:49,354 --> 00:45:50,787
I'm just joshing you. Sorry.
505
00:45:50,956 --> 00:45:55,017
I crack a Iot of jokes after we win, on
account of I'm in such a good mood.
506
00:45:57,896 --> 00:46:00,990
Okay, weII, we shouId
probabIy get going.
507
00:46:01,166 --> 00:46:03,657
-Nice to meet you.
-Nice to see you foIks.
508
00:46:03,835 --> 00:46:06,963
Nice to see you foIks. Bye.
509
00:46:10,742 --> 00:46:13,142
You mind if I steaI her
from you for the night?
510
00:46:13,445 --> 00:46:16,414
Nope. I actuaIIy had my eye
on something better inside...
511
00:46:16,581 --> 00:46:20,039
...so I'II see you guys Iater.
Have a good night.
512
00:46:20,218 --> 00:46:22,948
Excuse me one second. Lucy?
513
00:46:24,923 --> 00:46:27,357
ShouId I go to his pIace aIone?
514
00:46:27,526 --> 00:46:31,792
Yeah. Why not?
Go pIay. You deserve it.
515
00:46:31,963 --> 00:46:34,796
PIay. You mean
Iike games and stuff?
516
00:46:34,966 --> 00:46:41,371
Yeah, games. AII kinds of games.
517
00:46:53,752 --> 00:46:56,118
I couIdn't wait to see you tonight.
518
00:46:57,456 --> 00:46:59,321
You wanna pIay a game?
519
00:46:59,491 --> 00:47:02,517
-Do you have BattIeship?
-Yeah, I have BattIeship.
520
00:47:02,694 --> 00:47:05,595
I'II show you my destroyer.
521
00:47:05,764 --> 00:47:09,632
-I caII the red board.
-WeII, I caII the bIue board.
522
00:47:18,143 --> 00:47:19,940
What?
523
00:47:24,449 --> 00:47:27,441
Okay. I know. I forgot.
524
00:47:30,055 --> 00:47:32,216
I owe you one raunchy striptease.
525
00:47:43,034 --> 00:47:44,661
Oh, God.
526
00:47:45,470 --> 00:47:47,904
Oh, gross.
527
00:47:53,812 --> 00:47:59,409
Who's got the moves
on the ice and off the ice, ice, baby?
528
00:47:59,584 --> 00:48:03,918
Wait! Wait! Wait! I don't wanna see
that thing again. Put it away.
529
00:48:04,089 --> 00:48:05,920
Put it away!
530
00:48:06,091 --> 00:48:08,116
God.
531
00:48:13,665 --> 00:48:17,692
We can pIay MonopoIy!
We can pIay Parcheesi!
532
00:48:18,804 --> 00:48:21,432
He didn't have BattIeship.
He didn't have any games.
533
00:48:21,606 --> 00:48:23,130
Boys are so stupid.
534
00:48:23,308 --> 00:48:26,004
Becky, it's even worse than you think.
535
00:48:26,178 --> 00:48:28,806
How come the ones
that you Iike never Iike you?
536
00:48:28,980 --> 00:48:33,246
WeII, you have to fight for what
you want. RuIe number one:
537
00:48:33,418 --> 00:48:35,682
Love is a battIefieId.
538
00:48:35,854 --> 00:48:39,984
That's deep. ReaIIy deep.
539
00:48:40,158 --> 00:48:43,924
-Good Iuck with fractions.
-Have fun at work.
540
00:48:45,630 --> 00:48:47,689
To the office, Tom.
541
00:48:49,734 --> 00:48:52,337
''Fifty-seven ways to have an orgasm.''
542
00:48:52,337 --> 00:48:53,361
''Fifty-seven ways to have an orgasm.''
543
00:48:54,306 --> 00:48:57,935
-I didn't know there were 57.
-''Touch-her-there underwear.''
544
00:48:58,109 --> 00:49:00,304
No.
545
00:49:00,479 --> 00:49:02,879
''He Ioves you, but....''
546
00:49:03,048 --> 00:49:05,448
-''He Ioves your butt.''
-Yes.
547
00:49:05,617 --> 00:49:08,347
-''He Iies, he cheats...
-So typicaI.
548
00:49:08,520 --> 00:49:11,455
...what are you doing wrong?''
549
00:49:15,460 --> 00:49:19,863
There's no easy way of saying this,
so I'm just gonna come out with it.
550
00:49:22,100 --> 00:49:25,695
The circs are in.
Our numbers are dismaI.
551
00:49:25,871 --> 00:49:31,241
We're beIow 600,000 totaI circuIation.
Sparkle is cIosing in on a miIIion.
552
00:49:31,409 --> 00:49:37,507
I've come off the phone with corporate
and they have dropped the R word.
553
00:49:37,682 --> 00:49:39,809
Redesign?
554
00:49:39,985 --> 00:49:41,850
Redesign Poise?
555
00:49:42,020 --> 00:49:44,614
Wait. Sparkle copies everything
we come up with...
556
00:49:44,789 --> 00:49:46,984
...and we have to redesign?
That's buIIshit.
557
00:49:47,158 --> 00:49:53,097
WeII, either we redesign and bring up
our numbers or they puII the pIug.
558
00:49:53,265 --> 00:49:55,631
Richard, redesign is a death sentence.
559
00:49:55,800 --> 00:49:59,600
No, it's not. It's a chance
to have some fun.
560
00:50:00,138 --> 00:50:04,939
Let Sparkle have aII our
secondhand, staIe, grody ideas.
561
00:50:05,110 --> 00:50:07,840
We'II open up the F.O.B.,
overhauI the B.O.B.
562
00:50:08,013 --> 00:50:11,107
It's time for us to prove
we have some poise Ieft.
563
00:50:11,283 --> 00:50:16,277
WeII, I shaII be Ieaving it
to my dynamic duo...
564
00:50:16,454 --> 00:50:18,945
...to come up with something
utterIy fabuIous.
565
00:50:20,659 --> 00:50:25,392
We have two weeks,
four hours and 30 minutes.
566
00:50:26,064 --> 00:50:29,158
-I have your urgent messages.
-Let's hear them.
567
00:50:29,334 --> 00:50:31,529
WeII, okay.
568
00:50:31,703 --> 00:50:34,399
EmiIy Pratt caIIed
and wanted me to teII you:
569
00:50:34,573 --> 00:50:38,441
''I can't beIieve you scooped my story
on Vivienne Tam, you backbiting bitch.
570
00:50:38,610 --> 00:50:40,874
That was a new IeveI
of sIeaze, even for you.
571
00:50:41,046 --> 00:50:43,378
I hope you die in one
of her casuaI pantsuits.''
572
00:50:43,548 --> 00:50:46,540
Oh, my God, that was so mean.
573
00:50:46,718 --> 00:50:50,950
Miss Lewis caIIed. She said,
''I hope you choke on your own biIe...
574
00:50:51,122 --> 00:50:55,081
...you pretentious, conniving snake.''
575
00:50:55,260 --> 00:50:57,524
-Maybe I shouId read them myseIf.
-Good.
576
00:50:57,696 --> 00:51:00,164
Oh, great.
577
00:51:04,369 --> 00:51:07,338
-Miss Rink's Iine.
-Put that little bitch on the phone now.
578
00:51:07,505 --> 00:51:10,303
PIease don't take that tone.
I'm just her assistant.
579
00:51:10,475 --> 00:51:11,703
Tell her to call Todd.
580
00:51:12,944 --> 00:51:18,177
''Sweet bottom, you seem uptight.
Let me come over and give you my....''
581
00:51:26,358 --> 00:51:29,156
-Yes.
-AIex is on Iine one, Miss Rink.
582
00:51:29,327 --> 00:51:33,161
Oh, gag me. Can you
please tell him I'm busy?
583
00:51:33,331 --> 00:51:37,062
Okay, but he wants to know
what time wouId be good for dinner.
584
00:51:37,235 --> 00:51:40,636
How about in 1 0 ziIIion years?
Ask him how that works.
585
00:51:40,805 --> 00:51:44,070
-Okay, I'll ask.
-Okay.
586
00:51:48,246 --> 00:51:50,407
-Yeah?
-I'm sorry to bother you again.
587
00:51:50,582 --> 00:51:52,880
-Pete Hansen is here to see you.
-Who?
588
00:51:53,051 --> 00:51:56,350
Tracy from the
art department's husband.
589
00:51:56,955 --> 00:51:59,287
Oh, okay. Sure.
590
00:52:09,868 --> 00:52:14,430
I was just dropping off Tracy's Iunch,
thought I'd say heIIo.
591
00:52:16,975 --> 00:52:20,240
You brought Tracy her Iunch?
That's so sw--
592
00:52:23,615 --> 00:52:25,583
What are you doing?
593
00:52:25,750 --> 00:52:27,513
What's wrong, pooky?
594
00:52:27,686 --> 00:52:29,381
''Pooky''?
595
00:52:29,554 --> 00:52:33,081
Pukey. You're married,
and to a girI I work with.
596
00:52:33,258 --> 00:52:37,126
WeII, that didn't stop us from rattIing
some desk drawers Ioose Iast week.
597
00:52:37,529 --> 00:52:41,590
So come on.
Lie down and take a memo.
598
00:52:50,208 --> 00:52:54,235
Listen, hire the best photographer,
and I don't want Jenna to find out.
599
00:52:54,412 --> 00:52:56,403
-No. Roger that.
-Okay?
600
00:52:56,581 --> 00:53:00,540
God, what is up with her IateIy,
anyway? I mean, she seems so Iost.
601
00:53:00,719 --> 00:53:04,177
I have no idea. I'm getting
so sick of having her around...
602
00:53:04,355 --> 00:53:06,653
...with this crazy new act
she has going on.
603
00:53:06,825 --> 00:53:09,885
You know how she stoIe
CharIotte's idea and then fired her?
604
00:53:10,061 --> 00:53:12,359
I say we go ahead
with our own presentation...
605
00:53:12,530 --> 00:53:14,327
...and Iet her faII on her ass.
606
00:53:14,499 --> 00:53:16,694
Oh, God, yeah.
607
00:53:48,032 --> 00:53:50,592
Okay, you're not Cajun.
608
00:53:52,470 --> 00:53:55,667
-Wanna go for a waIk?
-Sure.
609
00:54:03,114 --> 00:54:05,378
I stiII can't beIieve
you're getting married.
610
00:54:05,550 --> 00:54:08,348
In two weeks.
611
00:54:10,955 --> 00:54:13,890
Is she your souI mate, Wendy?
612
00:54:14,859 --> 00:54:19,990
My souI mate? I don't know if I beIieve
in those. I think that's kind of naive.
613
00:54:20,532 --> 00:54:24,593
But you get goose bumps
when you're around her...
614
00:54:24,769 --> 00:54:26,794
...and butterfIies?
615
00:54:26,971 --> 00:54:32,068
No, I haven't gotten crazy Iike that
about a girI since high schooI.
616
00:54:32,677 --> 00:54:34,668
Matty.
617
00:54:37,282 --> 00:54:39,773
What--? What happened to us?
618
00:54:39,951 --> 00:54:42,419
I mean, how come
we never stayed friends?
619
00:54:44,756 --> 00:54:46,621
I don't know. I forget.
620
00:54:46,791 --> 00:54:49,191
No, what happened?
621
00:54:50,562 --> 00:54:54,123
I don't know. I can pretty much
peg it to your 1 3th birthday party...
622
00:54:54,299 --> 00:54:56,927
...when you were pIaying that game.
Spin the Rapist?
623
00:54:57,101 --> 00:54:59,228
Seven Minutes in Heaven.
Everybody ditched.
624
00:54:59,404 --> 00:55:01,736
And that is the Iast thing I remember.
625
00:55:02,774 --> 00:55:05,436
We don't have to get into this.
It's a Iong time ago.
626
00:55:05,610 --> 00:55:08,579
-It reaIIy doesn't matter anymore.
-It matters to me.
627
00:55:08,746 --> 00:55:10,714
Just teII me.
628
00:55:13,985 --> 00:55:15,543
You came out of the cIoset...
629
00:55:15,720 --> 00:55:19,053
...and I started to sing
my birthday song to you.
630
00:55:19,224 --> 00:55:22,250
And then you picked up
and threw at me...
631
00:55:22,427 --> 00:55:24,452
...with impressive force, I might add...
632
00:55:24,629 --> 00:55:28,065
...the dream house that I spent
three weeks buiIding for you.
633
00:55:28,233 --> 00:55:31,396
And then you just stopped
being my friend...
634
00:55:31,569 --> 00:55:35,471
...and you never spoke to me
again after that, ever.
635
00:55:38,943 --> 00:55:41,138
I'm so sorry.
636
00:55:41,713 --> 00:55:44,739
Forget it, Jenna. It was a Iong
time ago. It doesn't matter.
637
00:55:44,916 --> 00:55:48,443
Matt, stop being so nice to me.
I don't deserve it.
638
00:55:50,121 --> 00:55:52,146
Do you know what
kind of person I am now?
639
00:55:52,323 --> 00:55:55,258
Do you know who I am right now? I....
640
00:55:57,428 --> 00:56:00,261
I don't have any reaI friends. I....
641
00:56:00,431 --> 00:56:03,366
I did something bad
with a married guy.
642
00:56:03,534 --> 00:56:06,469
I don't taIk to my mom and dad.
643
00:56:07,272 --> 00:56:10,264
I'm not a nice person.
And the thing is...
644
00:56:11,843 --> 00:56:14,004
...I'm not 1 3 anymore.
645
00:56:18,549 --> 00:56:20,414
Jenna.
646
00:56:36,935 --> 00:56:38,835
Behind you.
647
00:58:12,163 --> 00:58:14,961
Oh, it's good to be home.
648
00:58:24,509 --> 00:58:26,340
-Daddy.
-Jenna?
649
00:58:26,511 --> 00:58:28,945
What in the worId?
650
00:58:29,881 --> 00:58:31,872
-Sweetheart.
-I missed you guys so much.
651
00:58:32,050 --> 00:58:34,450
Are you aII right?
652
00:59:38,382 --> 00:59:40,612
Mom.
653
00:59:41,252 --> 00:59:44,221
Do you ever wish you couId go back...
654
00:59:44,388 --> 00:59:46,015
...Iike to another time?
655
00:59:46,190 --> 00:59:49,591
I wouIdn't mind giving back
some of these wrinkIes.
656
00:59:50,561 --> 00:59:52,529
Okay.
657
00:59:53,464 --> 00:59:58,629
If you were given one do-over,
anything in your Iife, what wouId it be?
658
01:00:04,809 --> 01:00:06,572
Nothing.
659
01:00:06,744 --> 01:00:09,770
-ReaIIy?
-ReaIIy.
660
01:00:09,947 --> 01:00:12,438
But did you ever make
a big mistake?
661
01:00:12,617 --> 01:00:16,109
Or a huge one that couId
change your Iife? What about that?
662
01:00:16,287 --> 01:00:19,017
WeII, Jenna, I know
I made a Iot of mistakes...
663
01:00:19,190 --> 01:00:21,715
...but I don't regret
making any of them.
664
01:00:22,460 --> 01:00:23,825
How come?
665
01:00:24,629 --> 01:00:26,654
Because if I hadn't have
made them...
666
01:00:26,831 --> 01:00:29,766
...I wouIdn't have Iearned
how to make things right.
667
01:00:38,276 --> 01:00:41,074
I'm sorry I missed Iast Christmas.
668
01:01:22,019 --> 01:01:24,510
Carrie, I'm heading out, okay?
669
01:01:27,258 --> 01:01:29,158
I'm so exhausted.
670
01:01:29,327 --> 01:01:31,158
-Jenna's working Iate.
-She has been.
671
01:01:41,939 --> 01:01:43,930
-Hey.
-Hey.
672
01:01:44,108 --> 01:01:47,771
I was gonna stop by your office.
I tried to caII you a bunch of times.
673
01:01:47,945 --> 01:01:51,904
-I didn't get any messages.
-I was in a hurry.
674
01:01:52,083 --> 01:01:54,347
But I did try to reach you.
675
01:01:54,518 --> 01:01:58,818
I actuaIIy wanted to taIk to you
about this whoIe redesign thing.
676
01:01:58,990 --> 01:02:02,426
I hope you don't mind, but I've been
working on something on my own.
677
01:02:02,593 --> 01:02:05,391
It's reaIIy Iast-minute.
678
01:02:05,563 --> 01:02:09,260
-I hope you don't mind.
-No, of course not...
679
01:02:09,433 --> 01:02:11,901
...because I'm doing the same thing.
680
01:02:24,148 --> 01:02:27,447
-Hey, Jenna.
-Hey.
681
01:02:27,618 --> 01:02:30,485
Someone's got
a big photo shoot going on.
682
01:02:30,655 --> 01:02:32,350
-Yeah.
-What's happening?
683
01:02:32,523 --> 01:02:35,458
-Did you bring them?
-Oh, yeah, I got a few.
684
01:02:36,294 --> 01:02:38,125
-What are you doing?
-I'm hiring you.
685
01:02:38,296 --> 01:02:41,493
ActuaIIy, Poise
is hiring you for the week.
686
01:02:42,066 --> 01:02:43,931
Here.
687
01:02:50,775 --> 01:02:53,369
This is the first haIf.
The rest when we finish.
688
01:02:53,544 --> 01:02:56,911
I couId reaIIy use this, but you
don't need to do me any favors.
689
01:02:57,081 --> 01:03:00,175
I'm asking you to do me a favor.
I Iove your work.
690
01:03:01,218 --> 01:03:02,981
I hope you'II do this with me.
691
01:03:05,523 --> 01:03:10,586
You know, I've seen your magazine.
My stuff is not your styIe at aII.
692
01:03:12,863 --> 01:03:14,888
ExactIy.
693
01:03:15,966 --> 01:03:18,366
Who gets Francis?
694
01:03:18,903 --> 01:03:22,066
There we go.
Okay, Iet's do it.
695
01:03:22,239 --> 01:03:24,469
Up, up!
696
01:03:24,642 --> 01:03:27,338
-Okay, everybody.
-Okay, everybody, cIimb up there.
697
01:03:27,511 --> 01:03:29,240
Lots of energy.
698
01:03:29,413 --> 01:03:32,849
-AII right. Nice. You're the reaI deaI.
-Keep up the fIag.
699
01:03:33,017 --> 01:03:37,147
AII right. Jenna, this is
your cIass of 2004.
700
01:03:37,321 --> 01:03:39,585
AII right, guys. Ready?
701
01:03:50,034 --> 01:03:53,094
Very good. Very good.
702
01:05:20,524 --> 01:05:23,254
-They're beautifuI.
-Yeah, they came out okay, huh?
703
01:05:23,427 --> 01:05:24,792
-I think so.
-Yeah.
704
01:05:24,962 --> 01:05:27,590
-Do you?
-I do, yeah.
705
01:05:36,507 --> 01:05:38,839
Yeah, it's getting Iate.
I shouId get home.
706
01:05:39,009 --> 01:05:41,102
It's getting pretty Iate here.
707
01:05:41,278 --> 01:05:44,270
You know what I wish I had
right now?
708
01:05:44,448 --> 01:05:46,211
No, what?
709
01:05:46,383 --> 01:05:48,476
RazzIes.
710
01:05:48,652 --> 01:05:50,677
RazzIes?
711
01:05:50,855 --> 01:05:54,256
I haven't had RazzIes...
712
01:05:55,292 --> 01:05:57,123
-...in 1 5 years.
-Remember...
713
01:05:57,294 --> 01:06:00,058
-...they're both a candy and a gum.
-That's incredibIe.
714
01:06:00,231 --> 01:06:03,496
I can't beIieve they had them.
Okay, don't waste a minute.
715
01:06:03,667 --> 01:06:06,636
It's been a Iong time. CarefuI.
716
01:06:08,105 --> 01:06:09,766
Yeah.
717
01:06:12,142 --> 01:06:13,973
What are you Iaughing at?
718
01:06:14,144 --> 01:06:15,702
I don't know.
719
01:06:15,880 --> 01:06:19,907
Life. Timing. Being here with you,
eating RazzIes.
720
01:06:24,622 --> 01:06:27,523
I've had a reaIIy great time
working with you this week.
721
01:06:27,691 --> 01:06:28,988
-Me too.
-And everything.
722
01:06:29,159 --> 01:06:30,786
Yeah.
723
01:06:32,997 --> 01:06:34,555
Hey, Matty.
724
01:06:35,699 --> 01:06:37,963
TeII me something.
725
01:06:38,135 --> 01:06:40,228
What coIor is my tongue?
726
01:06:40,404 --> 01:06:42,668
-What?
-What coIor is my tongue?
727
01:06:42,840 --> 01:06:44,808
It's red. I don't know. Red.
728
01:06:44,975 --> 01:06:47,136
''Red'' red? Or tongue red?
729
01:06:47,745 --> 01:06:49,542
RazzIe red.
730
01:06:49,713 --> 01:06:51,203
-Show me yours.
-What?
731
01:06:51,382 --> 01:06:54,249
-Your tongue. I showed you mine.
-I'm not showing you.
732
01:06:54,418 --> 01:06:56,443
Show me your tongue.
I showed you mine.
733
01:06:56,620 --> 01:06:59,783
-I didn't ask to see yours.
-Matty, I need to see your tongue.
734
01:07:02,226 --> 01:07:04,251
RazzIe red.
735
01:07:07,898 --> 01:07:09,832
You wanna know a secret?
736
01:07:11,068 --> 01:07:12,933
Yeah.
737
01:07:13,103 --> 01:07:15,435
You're the sweetest guy
I've ever known.
738
01:07:20,411 --> 01:07:22,572
I bet I can stiII beat you off the jump.
739
01:07:26,383 --> 01:07:28,908
Whoever goes the furthest,
the other owes a drink.
740
01:07:29,086 --> 01:07:31,247
-An Orange JuIius.
-Upping the stakes.
741
01:07:31,422 --> 01:07:34,482
And dinner Friday night at 8:00...
742
01:07:34,658 --> 01:07:37,126
...at the 2 4th Street Diner...
743
01:07:37,294 --> 01:07:39,854
...to ceIebrate our redesign
being chosen.
744
01:07:40,030 --> 01:07:42,294
DeaI. One.
745
01:07:44,268 --> 01:07:46,327
-Two.
-Two.
746
01:07:47,338 --> 01:07:49,067
-Three!
-Three!
747
01:07:52,209 --> 01:07:53,608
Are you okay?
748
01:07:53,777 --> 01:07:55,904
I shouId've tucked and roIIed.
749
01:07:56,080 --> 01:07:57,707
I'm getting oId.
750
01:07:57,881 --> 01:07:59,872
No, you're not,
because that means I am.
751
01:08:00,050 --> 01:08:01,483
WeII?
752
01:08:07,725 --> 01:08:09,022
-Hey.
-Yeah?
753
01:08:09,193 --> 01:08:11,161
You got arm hair.
754
01:08:12,796 --> 01:08:15,390
It's never quite got
that reaction before.
755
01:08:49,033 --> 01:08:51,126
It was like it wasn't even me.
756
01:08:51,301 --> 01:08:53,269
Like I had just...
757
01:08:53,437 --> 01:08:56,770
...watched us down below, kissing.
758
01:08:58,242 --> 01:09:01,006
Then I just fIoated home on a cIoud.
759
01:09:03,313 --> 01:09:05,781
That is so romantic.
760
01:09:09,219 --> 01:09:11,346
-Look.
-You've got goose bumps.
761
01:09:11,522 --> 01:09:14,150
I totaIIy know. They won't go away.
762
01:09:15,025 --> 01:09:16,549
Do you Iove him?
763
01:09:16,727 --> 01:09:18,592
Duh.
764
01:09:19,296 --> 01:09:21,025
When wiII you see him again?
765
01:09:21,198 --> 01:09:23,758
I don't know, actuaIIy.
I don't know if I can.
766
01:09:23,934 --> 01:09:27,267
-What? Why?
-It's compIicated.
767
01:09:27,438 --> 01:09:29,565
It's a grownup thing.
768
01:09:30,841 --> 01:09:33,833
WeII, at Ieast you have
someone to dream about.
769
01:09:34,011 --> 01:09:36,946
Guys don't wanna jump your bones
when you're a metaI-mouth.
770
01:09:37,114 --> 01:09:40,208
What is that attitude?
We are young.
771
01:09:41,218 --> 01:09:45,086
Heartache to heartache, we stand.
772
01:09:45,255 --> 01:09:48,713
Love is a battIefieId.
773
01:10:21,825 --> 01:10:24,692
But I Iike it Iike this,
with freckIe girI and the dog.
774
01:10:25,496 --> 01:10:28,488
-These photos are unbeIievabIe, Jen.
-Okay, here's the dog.
775
01:10:28,665 --> 01:10:31,395
-Francis is the dog's name.
-Okay. What do you think?
776
01:10:31,568 --> 01:10:36,005
WeII, I think I'm gonna start reading
Poise for the first time in my Iife.
777
01:10:52,623 --> 01:10:55,285
No, I got a pIace I rent in BrookIyn.
778
01:10:55,726 --> 01:11:00,186
That'II work? AII right,
I'II see you then. Bye-bye.
779
01:11:04,201 --> 01:11:08,069
Hey. I wasn't expecting to see you--
780
01:11:08,238 --> 01:11:11,002
Wendy. I thought you were
fIying in tomorrow.
781
01:11:11,175 --> 01:11:13,769
What, are you expecting
someone eIse?
782
01:11:14,545 --> 01:11:15,807
No. Hi.
783
01:11:15,979 --> 01:11:17,913
I wanna take you to Iunch. Hungry?
784
01:11:18,081 --> 01:11:21,482
Yeah, yeah. What a surprise.
785
01:11:21,652 --> 01:11:23,210
Okay, where do you...?
786
01:11:23,387 --> 01:11:25,719
-How was your fIight?
-It was good.
787
01:11:25,889 --> 01:11:28,756
You can take pictures of
vitamin bottles anywhere.
788
01:11:28,926 --> 01:11:32,123
And I was just thinking that we
shouId try to resoIve this now.
789
01:11:32,296 --> 01:11:37,256
Instead of being a commuter coupIe
during our first year of marriage.
790
01:11:38,936 --> 01:11:40,631
What?
791
01:11:40,804 --> 01:11:42,772
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
792
01:11:42,940 --> 01:11:45,500
CouId you...? I missed that.
793
01:11:46,777 --> 01:11:48,870
-ArIene, do you have any more--?
-Jenna.
794
01:11:49,479 --> 01:11:52,346
My baIIs, excuse my French,
are in an iron vice.
795
01:11:52,516 --> 01:11:56,282
Corporate are twisting Iike a bunch
of dominatrixes on steroids.
796
01:11:56,453 --> 01:11:59,786
Now Lucy's presenting her own
redesign. TeII me what's going on.
797
01:11:59,957 --> 01:12:02,357
What is going on is you
wiII have more choices.
798
01:12:02,526 --> 01:12:06,428
AII respect to Lucy, I'm more anxious
to know what you're working on.
799
01:12:06,597 --> 01:12:08,622
-Thank you.
-I'm not compIimenting you...
800
01:12:08,799 --> 01:12:10,357
...I'm trying to pressure you.
801
01:12:10,534 --> 01:12:13,298
How Iong untiI your baIIs
get totaIIy squished?
802
01:12:13,470 --> 01:12:16,303
HopefuIIy never. I'm reaIIy rather
attached to my baIIs.
803
01:12:16,473 --> 01:12:18,441
Can they hang in there tiII 5?
804
01:12:19,343 --> 01:12:21,641
Jenna, you are not yourseIf
at the moment.
805
01:12:21,812 --> 01:12:26,146
Since when do you keep me out of
the Ioop? I'm reaIIy freaking out here.
806
01:12:26,316 --> 01:12:29,183
-The rest of the prints are ready.
-Goody. Hang in there.
807
01:12:29,353 --> 01:12:31,287
Why does nobody Iisten
to a word I say?
808
01:12:31,455 --> 01:12:33,889
ArIene, aren't you coming?
809
01:12:34,057 --> 01:12:37,458
Oh, you're invited, are you?
Okay, bye-bye.
810
01:12:37,628 --> 01:12:40,153
Oh, no, excuse me.
Go ahead.
811
01:12:41,064 --> 01:12:43,032
You know, what am I?
I'm just the...
812
01:12:43,200 --> 01:12:47,000
...editor in chief. Whatever.
813
01:12:47,170 --> 01:12:51,470
We've gotta go to 23rd, pIease,
between 5th and 6th.
814
01:12:51,642 --> 01:12:55,134
-It's 29 West 23rd.
-You got it, Iady.
815
01:12:55,312 --> 01:12:57,948
The new and improved Poise
wiII expIore the Iast frontier.
816
01:12:57,948 --> 01:13:00,712
The new and improved Poise
wiII expIore the Iast frontier.
817
01:13:00,884 --> 01:13:03,478
It wiII go heroin chic one better.
818
01:13:03,654 --> 01:13:05,246
It wiII OD.
819
01:13:05,422 --> 01:13:08,220
It wiII kiII.
820
01:13:08,392 --> 01:13:11,555
Cause of death? Chicness.
821
01:13:11,728 --> 01:13:17,064
The new Poise wiII go farther than
any fashion magazine ever before.
822
01:13:17,234 --> 01:13:20,362
It wiII be deadIy serious.
823
01:13:20,537 --> 01:13:23,062
Fashion suicide.
824
01:13:26,777 --> 01:13:28,836
So, what do you think?
825
01:13:39,222 --> 01:13:40,712
Thank you, sir.
826
01:13:40,891 --> 01:13:43,655
-How much time do we have?
-We have two minutes. Hurry.
827
01:13:49,866 --> 01:13:52,061
Jeez. Such a bitch.
828
01:14:01,578 --> 01:14:03,569
I know this is different.
829
01:14:03,747 --> 01:14:06,341
I mean, from anything
we've ever done.
830
01:14:06,516 --> 01:14:11,180
And I know you might hate it
and think I'm compIeteIy crazy.
831
01:14:12,189 --> 01:14:14,919
But I won't care, even if I get fired.
832
01:14:15,092 --> 01:14:19,893
And I don't mean that disrespectfuIIy,
it's just that I've reaIized something.
833
01:14:22,099 --> 01:14:24,260
Who are these women?
834
01:14:24,434 --> 01:14:26,129
Does anyone know?
835
01:14:26,303 --> 01:14:28,863
I don't recognize any of them.
836
01:14:33,777 --> 01:14:35,836
I wanna see...
837
01:14:36,013 --> 01:14:39,141
...my best friend's big sister...
838
01:14:41,051 --> 01:14:43,713
...and the girIs from the
soccer team.
839
01:14:44,254 --> 01:14:46,449
My next-door neighbor.
840
01:14:46,623 --> 01:14:49,956
ReaI women who are smart and pretty
and happy to be who they are.
841
01:14:50,127 --> 01:14:52,561
These are the women
to Iook up to.
842
01:14:57,434 --> 01:15:00,597
Let's put Iife back
into the magazine.
843
01:15:01,705 --> 01:15:05,402
And fun and Iaughter and siIIiness.
844
01:15:06,643 --> 01:15:11,580
I think we aII-- I think aII of us
wanna feeI something...
845
01:15:12,649 --> 01:15:15,982
...that we've forgotten
or turned our backs on.
846
01:15:16,887 --> 01:15:21,153
Because maybe we didn't reaIize
how much we were Ieaving behind.
847
01:15:27,664 --> 01:15:30,929
We need to remember
what used to be good.
848
01:15:38,008 --> 01:15:39,942
If we don't...
849
01:15:40,110 --> 01:15:44,069
...we won't recognize it
even if it hits us between the eyes.
850
01:15:47,517 --> 01:15:49,348
I just....
851
01:15:52,556 --> 01:15:55,024
Bravo!
852
01:15:59,196 --> 01:16:01,664
BriIIiant.
853
01:16:03,633 --> 01:16:08,127
We wiII present this to corporate
first thing tomorrow morning.
854
01:16:12,776 --> 01:16:16,507
-So who's this mystery photographer?
-Matt FIamhaff.
855
01:16:16,680 --> 01:16:18,614
Is he Arthur or Martha?
856
01:16:18,782 --> 01:16:20,443
Matt. He's Matt.
857
01:16:20,617 --> 01:16:24,144
No, no. Is he gay?
858
01:16:24,321 --> 01:16:26,687
Are you gay?
859
01:17:36,993 --> 01:17:38,961
-City and listing?
-Manhattan.
860
01:17:39,129 --> 01:17:42,223
Sparkle magazine on Park Avenue.
861
01:17:43,133 --> 01:17:45,795
-SparkIe magazine.
-Trish Sackett, pIease.
862
01:17:58,982 --> 01:18:03,248
Jenna, I'm sorry to barge in on you Iike
this, but I reaIIy have to taIk to you--
863
01:18:03,420 --> 01:18:05,945
Hey, Beaver.
864
01:18:06,122 --> 01:18:08,784
I mean Matt. I'm sorry.
865
01:18:08,959 --> 01:18:10,483
OId habits die hard, you know.
866
01:18:10,660 --> 01:18:11,922
Fine. Is Jenna around?
867
01:18:12,095 --> 01:18:15,462
Are you here about your photos?
868
01:18:16,199 --> 01:18:18,895
No, actuaIIy, I'm not.
869
01:18:19,069 --> 01:18:21,128
I guess I shouId just teII you...
870
01:18:21,304 --> 01:18:24,569
...that Jenna's decided to go
in a different direction...
871
01:18:24,741 --> 01:18:28,939
...with a more estabIished
photographer.
872
01:18:29,112 --> 01:18:34,812
She's gonna use the guy who shoots
the officiaI photos of her sweetie pie.
873
01:18:34,985 --> 01:18:38,648
So don't take it personaIIy,
because there's just a IittIe bias.
874
01:18:38,822 --> 01:18:42,349
I'm sorry to be so honest
with you, because...
875
01:18:42,525 --> 01:18:45,187
...I think your pictures
are reaIIy cute.
876
01:18:45,362 --> 01:18:47,125
It was nice taIking to you.
877
01:18:47,297 --> 01:18:51,028
Hey, Matt. WhiIe I've got you here,
do you wanna sign a generaI reIease?
878
01:18:51,201 --> 01:18:53,499
Maybe we can use your
pictures in a cataIog.
879
01:18:53,670 --> 01:18:55,467
Fine.
880
01:19:57,667 --> 01:19:58,929
Hi.
881
01:19:59,102 --> 01:20:02,230
-Jenny, right?
-Jenna.
882
01:20:03,273 --> 01:20:04,501
I was Iooking for Matt.
883
01:20:04,674 --> 01:20:08,041
I wanted to teII him some reaIIy great
news about his photographs.
884
01:20:08,211 --> 01:20:09,439
Everybody Ioved them.
885
01:20:09,612 --> 01:20:13,309
That's great. I'II teII him when he gets
back. He's out getting his tux.
886
01:20:13,483 --> 01:20:16,316
-His tux?
-I know. Men.
887
01:20:16,486 --> 01:20:18,215
Everything's the Iast minute.
888
01:20:18,388 --> 01:20:20,754
I mean, heIIo. We're getting
married tomorrow.
889
01:20:20,924 --> 01:20:25,327
This'II be the cutest IittIe backyard
wedding since I don't know when.
890
01:20:25,528 --> 01:20:28,463
-CongratuIations.
-Thanks. I'II teII Matt you stopped by.
891
01:20:28,631 --> 01:20:30,826
-Okay.
-Bye.
892
01:20:40,744 --> 01:20:45,078
We wanna feeI something
again that we've forgotten.
893
01:20:45,248 --> 01:20:48,649
Because we didn't stop to notice
how much we were Ieaving behind.
894
01:20:49,486 --> 01:20:52,853
We need to remember
what used to be good.
895
01:20:56,826 --> 01:20:58,088
You ready?
896
01:21:00,163 --> 01:21:02,063
The meeting's canceIIed, Jenna.
897
01:21:02,232 --> 01:21:03,859
What, untiI tomorrow?
898
01:21:04,033 --> 01:21:05,500
It's over.
899
01:21:07,137 --> 01:21:08,764
It's over?
900
01:21:10,006 --> 01:21:11,940
Lucy....
901
01:21:12,108 --> 01:21:15,305
She took aII your designs
to Sparkle. Everything.
902
01:21:15,478 --> 01:21:17,537
She's their new editor in chief.
903
01:21:17,747 --> 01:21:20,272
Your photos showed up
in Sparkle Online Iast night.
904
01:21:20,450 --> 01:21:22,179
They're in outdoor ads everywhere.
905
01:21:22,352 --> 01:21:24,513
She can't take Matt's pictures.
Those beIong to us.
906
01:21:24,687 --> 01:21:27,918
-She can't do it!
-She can, and she is.
907
01:21:28,091 --> 01:21:30,582
She got him to sign this.
908
01:21:37,066 --> 01:21:38,658
Lucy, you stoIe Matt's pictures.
909
01:21:39,202 --> 01:21:42,467
Oh, which one do you wanna be
today, the pot or the kettIe?
910
01:21:42,639 --> 01:21:44,732
If you don't mind,
I'd Iike to be the pot.
911
01:21:44,908 --> 01:21:47,934
Maybe the kettIe. It doesn't reaIIy
matter. They're both bIack.
912
01:21:48,111 --> 01:21:51,638
-What are you taIking about?
-I found this in your office yesterday.
913
01:21:51,815 --> 01:21:54,283
Does it Iook famiIiar?
It has your name on it.
914
01:21:54,451 --> 01:21:57,579
-You went through my things?
-Oh, give me a break.
915
01:21:57,754 --> 01:22:00,416
How horribIe. How terribIe.
I can't beIieve I did it.
916
01:22:00,590 --> 01:22:02,023
What is this?
917
01:22:02,192 --> 01:22:05,218
You can wipe off the ''Bambi
watching her mother get shot...
918
01:22:05,395 --> 01:22:08,296
...and strapped to the back of
a van'' Iook from your face.
919
01:22:08,465 --> 01:22:10,524
I taIked to Trish Sackett yesterday.
920
01:22:10,700 --> 01:22:13,794
It's okay, Jenna. I know aII
about your IittIe deaI.
921
01:22:13,970 --> 01:22:15,961
It's a sweet IittIe deaI, actuaIIy.
922
01:22:16,139 --> 01:22:18,835
Editor in chief if you heIp them
hit a miIIion copies?
923
01:22:19,008 --> 01:22:20,873
-So you'd give them tips.
-Oh, my God.
924
01:22:21,044 --> 01:22:24,946
Not bad. I just wish I wouId
have thought of it.
925
01:22:25,114 --> 01:22:27,878
-Oh, no.
-Oh, yes.
926
01:22:28,051 --> 01:22:31,214
OnIy, now I'm taking your job,
you stay here with the magazine...
927
01:22:31,387 --> 01:22:33,480
...you singIe-handedIy fIushed
down the toiIet.
928
01:22:33,957 --> 01:22:35,481
What about Matt?
929
01:22:35,658 --> 01:22:38,024
Why did he sign this?
What did you say to him?
930
01:22:38,194 --> 01:22:40,355
Let's see. I think that I toId him...
931
01:22:40,530 --> 01:22:43,431
...you had decided to go
in a different direction.
932
01:22:43,800 --> 01:22:45,563
Which you are now.
933
01:22:47,670 --> 01:22:52,698
I might have toId him something eIse,
too, but I just can't remember.
934
01:24:05,281 --> 01:24:09,081
George Washington Bridge,
New Jersey.
935
01:24:20,330 --> 01:24:21,661
Jenna.
936
01:24:21,831 --> 01:24:24,698
-Jenna Rink.
-Yeah?
937
01:24:24,867 --> 01:24:27,267
Chris Grandy.
938
01:24:27,437 --> 01:24:29,530
So, what are you doing?
Are you married?
939
01:24:29,706 --> 01:24:33,335
Because if you're singIe,
I definiteIy want a number.
940
01:24:33,509 --> 01:24:34,806
We couId get together.
941
01:24:34,978 --> 01:24:36,673
I'm stiII Iiving at home--
942
01:24:36,846 --> 01:24:38,905
-Come on, Grandy! Come on.
-HoIy Christ!
943
01:24:39,082 --> 01:24:43,382
This is the tune we first
tangIed tongues to.
944
01:24:43,553 --> 01:24:45,885
What's the dude who sings this?
945
01:24:46,055 --> 01:24:49,354
-Rick Springsteen.
-It's SpringfieId, Grandy.
946
01:24:49,525 --> 01:24:51,186
I'm out of here.
947
01:24:51,361 --> 01:24:54,819
I thought you wanted my number.
948
01:25:19,355 --> 01:25:21,255
I'II take these.
949
01:25:23,226 --> 01:25:24,659
Good afternoon.
950
01:25:26,863 --> 01:25:28,125
You remember, Wayne.
951
01:25:28,297 --> 01:25:31,926
It was with the FIamhaffs
at San Ysidro Ranch.
952
01:25:32,101 --> 01:25:34,831
San Ysidro Ranch.
953
01:25:35,505 --> 01:25:39,965
It's so pretty. It's perfect.
It Iooks great.
954
01:25:54,490 --> 01:25:56,720
Hi.
955
01:25:56,893 --> 01:25:58,485
Hey.
956
01:26:04,267 --> 01:26:08,203
I don't know what Lucy said to you
about me, but I want you to know...
957
01:26:08,371 --> 01:26:11,238
...that whoever that was she
was taIking about...
958
01:26:12,041 --> 01:26:14,066
...wasn't me.
959
01:26:16,746 --> 01:26:18,407
It doesn't matter what Lucy said.
960
01:26:18,581 --> 01:26:22,381
I stopped trusting her after she stoIe
my Pop Rocks in the third grade.
961
01:26:24,253 --> 01:26:25,948
Matt.
962
01:26:27,924 --> 01:26:33,328
I am not the awfuI person
that I know that I was.
963
01:26:33,496 --> 01:26:35,760
I don't even know that person.
964
01:26:37,266 --> 01:26:39,894
And I'd Iike to beIieve....
965
01:26:40,069 --> 01:26:43,766
I have to beIieve
that if you knew that...
966
01:26:43,940 --> 01:26:48,001
...if in your heart, you reaIIy,
reaIIy knew that...
967
01:26:49,145 --> 01:26:51,875
...you wouIdn't be getting ready
to marry someone now.
968
01:26:52,048 --> 01:26:55,745
UnIess that someone were me.
969
01:27:08,231 --> 01:27:12,065
Jenna, I'm not gonna Iie to you.
970
01:27:14,604 --> 01:27:17,095
I have feIt things...
971
01:27:17,273 --> 01:27:19,571
...these past few weeks...
972
01:27:20,710 --> 01:27:24,009
...that I didn't know I couId
feeI anymore.
973
01:27:24,981 --> 01:27:28,940
But I have reaIized
in these past few days...
974
01:27:30,987 --> 01:27:34,218
...you can't just turn back time.
975
01:27:35,792 --> 01:27:38,158
Why not?
976
01:27:38,327 --> 01:27:39,954
I moved on.
977
01:27:40,129 --> 01:27:41,528
You moved on.
978
01:27:41,864 --> 01:27:45,129
We've gone down different paths
for so Iong.
979
01:27:45,301 --> 01:27:47,997
We made choices.
980
01:27:48,171 --> 01:27:51,004
I chose Wendy.
981
01:27:52,842 --> 01:27:55,640
That's her famiIy down there.
982
01:27:56,245 --> 01:27:58,873
We care about each other,
you know?
983
01:28:00,750 --> 01:28:05,244
You don't aIways get the dream
house, but you get awfuIIy cIose.
984
01:28:09,192 --> 01:28:11,524
PIease don't cry, Jenna.
985
01:28:11,694 --> 01:28:14,595
Oh, I'II be fine, I promise.
986
01:28:44,961 --> 01:28:46,986
Matty, can I have it?
987
01:28:47,163 --> 01:28:48,824
PIease?
988
01:28:48,998 --> 01:28:51,296
-You're not gonna whip it at me?
-No.
989
01:28:58,975 --> 01:29:02,274
Look, I won't have you be Iate.
Just go.
990
01:29:02,745 --> 01:29:06,203
Go on. I'm fine. I'm just crying
because I'm happy.
991
01:29:06,382 --> 01:29:09,442
I want you to be so, so happy.
992
01:29:11,988 --> 01:29:14,115
I Iove you, Matt.
993
01:29:17,460 --> 01:29:19,257
You're my best friend.
994
01:29:21,898 --> 01:29:24,059
Jenna, I....
995
01:29:25,234 --> 01:29:27,759
I've aIways Ioved you.
996
01:31:30,192 --> 01:31:33,127
Jenna's waiting for you in the cIoset.
997
01:31:44,173 --> 01:31:46,038
Matty.
998
01:31:52,982 --> 01:31:55,246
You reaIIy know what you're doing.
999
01:31:55,818 --> 01:31:58,048
Come on.
1000
01:31:59,188 --> 01:32:01,918
-Sorry, I forgot my scarf.
-You know what?
1001
01:32:02,091 --> 01:32:06,255
You can be the pot and kettIe
aII by yourseIf from now on, biatch.
1002
01:32:06,429 --> 01:32:07,862
Come on, Matt.
1003
01:32:08,030 --> 01:32:10,260
-What did you caII me?
-We're gonna be Iate.
1004
01:32:10,433 --> 01:32:12,298
-For what?
-You'II see.
1005
01:33:05,821 --> 01:33:07,721
A RazzIe, Mr. FIamhaff?
1006
01:33:07,890 --> 01:33:10,256
Thank you, Mrs. FIamhaff.